Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
Sooo just headbutted a stripper, meet you outside
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
Sex with you deserves a trophy and a day of remembrance in honor of it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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