Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
When my girlfriend drinks sangria it's like winning the vagina lottery
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
You know, he picked a really shitty time to stop sleeping with me to pay attention to his girlfriend.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
I knew deleting his texts was a bad idea and I was right. I just used the last time we talked to help me figure out when I had my last period
Idk I think he's weird but he's also from Wisconsin so that might have something to do with it.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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