Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
How many weeks is it acceptable until I can start bringing freshman back?
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I just took three of the most beautiful hits of my life. As elegant and smooth and delicate and graceful as figure skating
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
I want a musical about memes.
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