Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
I'm like a rollypolly, I only open my legs up when I feel safe.
First thing I heard on the radio when I got in the car: "humans and dinosaurs used to live happily together"... I need to stop listening to Christian radio...
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
We've reached that awkward stage of the relationship where he's in love with me when he's drunk, but sober him is still afraid of commitment.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
I almost died in that meeting. Nearly dried up and blew away in the pure powder form of boredom
I know that feel bro
I decided to have a date tonight. Back on horse I go. Or aiming to be on a horse cock one day. You know. However that metaphor goes.
Tonight I'm getting fucked up for America because Lord knows we need it.
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