In the future we'll all be gay
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
His dick is as big as my 7" heels... Awkwardness is forgotten.
He walked in on me banging his sister and said "you're both old enough to make you own decisions. Carry on"
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Do you think it would be weird to wear a shirt that says 'big fun small package' from an ex for a first date?
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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