You screamed, "I am going to fuck this cheeseburger". They all started laughing until you actually started having sex with the cheeseburger.
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I wanna take him on a special date, something that says I banged your brother but since he moved I want you
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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