and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
I get so lonely sometimes I set my phone's alarm to go off every 5 minutes or so and imagine people are texting me.
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I'm giving random strangers at the bar sips of my fishbowl, then telling them I have Ebola. It's a fun night.
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