forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
Let's just say if my bucket list had "fngered in the middle of a club by a complete stranger while being sprayed by UV paint" then that is well and truly ticked off.
Our love of vodka is more proof than a maternity test
all I remember is screming at her "I want you and your tortillas... DEAD"
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
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