So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I just discovered the Reese's pieces and sourdough bread sandwich. No signs of coming down.
We found a stripper pole in your closet. It seemed like a good idea. Alex will fix the hole in your wall. Sorry.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
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