nut hugger
So yesterday I was on craigslist and I saw a listing for a sofa-cum-bed. I knew what they meant...
Midgets have it so easy. They have so much less leg area to shave.
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Man, I wish they all looked like that. Your vagina deserves to have a nice frame around it, and God's signature at the bottom.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
fucked a girl in the dry storage closet at work. knocked over a whole rack of tomato paste and pinto beans. and also i really hope my manager doesn't review this footage from the security camera
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
Not going to lie, when I looked in the tub I expected to see what might have been remnants of a squirrel.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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