Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
I mixed Jack with hot chocolate. This may be the best or worst idea ever. I have yet to find that out
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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