What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
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