bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
Some kid just walked into class with his schedlue written on a keystone box.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
I sang again at the bar lastnight I don't think alanis morrset knew when she wrote you outta know that the drunk version was going to be go fuck yourself Josh and Chelsea. I love $2 wells.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
So hung over, I told one of the candidates she's hired if we can turn the lights off and take a nap instead of doing her interview. I feel like she has potential.
You've fucked so many I should get a word bank when you make me guess these things.
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
You know it was a good night when visa fraud prevention services are calling
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
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