then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
He struggled for a second trying to unhook my bra and I said "4/10. Novice."
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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