I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
Randomize
