the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
May have caused an international incident. More details after we taxi in.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
For new year's, we should just keep our resolution simple and keep accomplishing burpees in heels.... while drunk.
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
On a scale of 1-10, how inappropriate is it to sneak into someone's box of sex toys and put googly eyes on their vibrator?
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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