YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
The boys in front of me put beer, red plastic cups, ping pong balls, lighterfluid, and twelve packs of pantyhose on the conveyor belt. Whatever drinking game they're playing, I want a part in.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
I'm treating myself to a " uve slept with yet another mr. Wrong" breakfast
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
You puked on my feet last night. You owe me a pedicure.
Welcome to the single world where it seems vibrator batteries are in short supply and making a sandwich while naked at 2am is relatively normal
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just want to sit in my tub, drugged out of my mind, and watch the green lantern cartoon while the world as we know it ceases to exist outside my bathroom door, Okay? Is that REALLY too much to ask?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
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