i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
he kept saying "mind over matter" as he fucked me
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
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