If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
maybe almost giving yourself a concussion counter acts a hangover
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
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