normally I beat off every night before I go to bed even though my little brother sleeps in the same room. So I was starting to last night, and he jumped out of bed and said "Fuck, Im not listening to this shit again" We havent talked since. fuck me
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Embrace your curves. Cuz we're too poor for a coke habit.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
I can see. My condolences to your vagina.
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