I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
Do you think you can get drunk by standing in a tank of vodka if it is seeping into your skin?
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
how do you play pong handcuffed?
I didn't see her "bad karma" tattoo until after I was balls deep
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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