no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
you were so high you spent the rest of the night smelling pepper to prove you can sneeze with your eyes open
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
My Bio teacher gave me extra marks for putting "deer with AK-47 seeking retribution" at the top of the food chain on my exam. 51% pass here i come!!
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
"The cab driver felt bad for us so he stopped to buy us chocolates. That counts as a valentine!"
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
he tied his pants around my leg to stop the bleeding... i think he just wanted a good excuse to take his pants off
well did it work?
it was a success in both ways.
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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