Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
my grandma just put on bowling shoes, to play wii bowling.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
I was out of breath when we were getting started and he offered me his inhaler so he's a keeper
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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