if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
We argued about the championship during sex. Absolutely the manliest moment of my life.
My boss just gave me full permission to come into work wasted this weekend.
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
So I come back home and a huge flock of enormous vultures are on my roof
They're waiting for you to die
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
Randomize
