I need help removing her.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
U know that drunk state, where at 930 the next morning your sitting in a bath in ur bathing suit trying to sober up...yeah. That's where i am..
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
She yelled out "MCDREAMY" mid orgasm
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
That awkward moment when you hear your boss yelling during sex while you're on her couch eating Easy Mac.
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