what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
Waaait I'm alsleep in myt car somewhere
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
You just sat there for two solid hours staring at your monitor and every five minutes screamed "LEGOOOOOS"
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
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