you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
lol hangovers are for mortals.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I feel like a weird modern Betty Crocker. I'm icing a cake and looking at gay porn, if that's not an accurate portrayal of the 21st century idk what is.
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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