and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
TAKE ALL THE MAERHMALLOWS AND PUT THEM ALL IN THE MAGICAL NIGHTSTAND
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
You are the only lesbian I know that needs plan b
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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