He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Speaking of school, I've done the math and I get laid about 10 times more often than I did before I got my law degree. $100,000 well spent.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
He told me to pretend to be a shark, and he would slay me with his harpoon cock.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
when life gives you lemons, puke and rally.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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