i think my mom watched the whole time
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
How long after st. Patrick's day is it ok to shit green before I should seek medicial attention?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Delete that photo of me. My ass looks WAY to good it in to be on Facebook for everyone to see. You gotta earn that shit.
The guy who just got ate on True Blood had the same balls as you.
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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