It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
New handbag passed the ultimate test. The walk of shame. I had a bra, tights, skirt, shirt & sweater in it and you couldn't tell. yessss.
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
He turned off the music when i walked in and introduced me to everyone. then they gave me jager and made me chug it while holding a giant purple dildo. everything resumed when i finished
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Don't they also have a lot of serious head injuries?
I didn't say I wanted to marry one of them. Or that I want one to perform surgery on me. I just want to have hot, dirty, MMA style sex.
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
Just went to jump into bed... Completely missed the bed.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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