Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
i just was bootyclappin in front of homeless men in a back alley
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
I wish I could say this wasn't the first time I shit myself in a Piggly Wiggly.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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