she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
I COULD CUT A FUCKING DIAMOND WITH MY RIGHT NIPPLE RIGHT NOW HOLY FUCK
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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