I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
Everyone agrees they like your mother better drunk
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
No but seriously. Just had a guy lean over and sniff my head like it was a freshly baked pie
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