Come see our sink grown plant.
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Alright fuck it. Alcoholic Jamie is back and here to stay.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
He told me I was 100% better then porn then passed out nto the cake
I worked so hard to shave everything last night. EVERYTHING. He WILL be answering my phone calls. Otherwise he's passing up awesome random birthday sex.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
all i tweeted was "emergency this is not a drill" and he immediately texted me asking if this was a subtle booty call…it was
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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