Sorry I totally forgot to text you back. When you texted me I was at work at the pharmacy and it was stupid busy. And then of course I had my 8 hour "shoot me b/c half of Loyola comes in to buy plan B" shift.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i just found a bag of weed behind my capital one card. i guess that's what's in my wallet.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
There are too many people and smells in this elevator for my hangover to handle.
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
Nope, had to pee on the side got violated by tall grass. Then someone came around the corner and I had to stop mid pee to dive into the car.. Pants down
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
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