He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
Guy passed out in the lobby with a keychain sharpie hanging from his belt loop. 1 guest came in and wrote on him, then others saw and got in line. I'm not waking him up.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
In the library. Still drunk. Shoes missnig. Term paper due in fiften minutes. Iff I puke u think theyll throw me out?
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
Turns out I hooked up with a chick who has lupus. I don't know if that's a bucket list thing or not, but it's now on mine. Check.
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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