i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
We lost track of him for only 10 min and he gets kicked out for sneaking into the kitchen and trying to operate the deep fryer.
That's true. There's really no bad time to take a Vicodin.
It is the Reeses peanut butter cup of pharmaceuticals.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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