Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
The girl who comes up after me always strips to Lana Del Rey. I didn't think working in a strip club could be any more depressing.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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