Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
So is the trick to long distance communication to be drunk during phone conversations?
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
Still can’t get over the fact that we ate beef jerky off a strip club floor
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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