No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
He sent me a Microsoft outlook meeting request to blow him in the storage room at work. I had to accept.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
The man who lives downstairs is fluent in Russian, and also a playboy. You should meet.
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
PS my house is a mess.
pps I have a rash on my face.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Randomize