You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
Haha he acted like he's never seen a tampon catapolt across the hall before
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I CALLED IT A FRIENDSHIP. NOT A I WANT YOUR MAN PARTS IN MY LADY PARTS-SHIP.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
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