1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
Shouldn't have fucked on the top bunk, I bounced so high my hair got caught in the ceiling fan and almost broke my neck.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
He was so fat that he broke two of my ribs
Maybe it's time to stop screaming I'm a chubby chaser every time you enter a drinking establishment
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
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