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It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I may have just serenaded the sadface couple sitting on a bench outside the dorm by singing Bye Bye Bye.
Thanks for the cold. I shartted and sat through a whole soccer game. James made 3 scores.
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
I jumped the fence at the bar last night. My dress got stuck and I ended up flashing the entire patio for a good 30 seconds.
At the 10 second mark everyone started to whistle and cheer. Free drinks all night
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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