Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
If there was a god I would have a big mac right now, but i don't
his mom walked in, looked at me, sighed n nsaid 'when are u gonna learn' n walked out
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I feel like the devil slapped me in the face with his dick.
Birthday success
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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