I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
We had sex on my friends waterbed ..after that the whole school kept asking him if he had fun getting "sea-sick" last night.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
It's like all my brain cells are screaming at me.
I'm dying.
OH FOR FUCKS SAKE! SOMEONE TOOK ME FOR A GODDAMN PROSTITUTE!! IM WEARING LEG WARMERS!!! THAT IS LIKE THE LEAST HOOKERISH THING TO WEAR!
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
Jesus fuck. I just hit on him in front of the whole fire department. They hit the sirens and told us to get a room. FML. I can never go back to that fire station again...
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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