U r making out with a 12 year old get ur shit together
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
If I am telling you about the details of the shits I take I probably don't want to have sex with you. Probably.
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Plus my parents would be pissed if I spent Thanksgiving in jail... again.
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
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