super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
You made me wash my hair in the kitchen sink while eating bay leaves
beware of the wheat thins...there might be a knife in it
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I can see the future and your future is full of penis
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
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