i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
He has the fingertips of a God
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