I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
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