Umm I'm too high to move.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Lesson learnt. Sex toy cleaning spray is not an acceptable substitute to clean your glasses with.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
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