You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
Abreva sucks. I applied it as directed and now it looks like I fed the herpes. They're throwing a party on my bottom lip.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
False alarm I know hes alive because when i tried shaking him awake he pissed his pants and rolled over..
The intern claims someone glued plastic eyeballs to his penis last night. He going to show everyone in the conference room at 3pm. There is a $5 cover charge.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
You just want to live out all your fuck fantasies with all these girls through me. I know your game. Well played sir.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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