i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
His room was full of guns. It was like having sex with Clint Eastwood.
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
He bought me shots at the bar as his way of of paying me back for Plan B
i got us a cheese tray and a bottle of whiskey
ugh yes i love our date nights
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
As part of the off-hours team building exercises, I had my new coworkers figure out to push me back to the hotel from the nearby bars in a shopping cart every night for a week.
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
I had to cum in my sink.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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