I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
I told you alcohol was flammable, but you didn't believe me until you tried to extinguish your sparkler by submerging it in vodka and the bottle burst into flames.
Whenever I'm hungover I try to stay in public as much as possible, hoping to be a cautionary tale to children. It's a public service, really.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
I told him I just left the convent and really wanted a man. He fell for it. Sure beats telling him I'm a nympho stalker that followed him to the bar when I saw his beard.
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