and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I always feel bad for the sober driver... Never been me but I feel bad... empathetic AF
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I think you know you’ve caught feelings when you’re asking a tinder boy his opinion about your current fuck buddy.
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