But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
It's technically 2016 but since I haven't gone to bed I'm still counting it as 2015, so I'm gonna drink all the alcohol in my house so tomorrow I can become the better version of myself that I'll be for 5 minutes.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
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