she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
i can now proudly say that ive peed off of a balcony overlooking the pacific ocean AND a balcony overlooking the atlantic ocean
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
tell your freshman friends. will trade sexual favors for swipes. ive got dinner tomorrow open and lunch on wed
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
I wish there was an emoji for sad lady boners
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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