Yo dont text me then not text me
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
idk how it happened. she made a very smooth transition from crying to blowing me
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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